Me and the Decider don't see eye to eye on too many things. Take this ramping up thing. He says it is necessary. I think it is bass ackwards. Since he never calls me to get my approval on what he does, I suspect that he is going on with it anyway. I have been reading a lot about a shortage of troops. That seems like it would make ramping up difficult. In fact some beauracrat is preparing to 'test' the selective service system to make sure it still works. Remember, it is only a test, no one has any intention of using it. Also recall that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
Since the decider is gonna ramp up anyway, and since there is a shortage of troops and since draftees are not the most cooperative soldiers, there must be some better way. I think I may have come up with a way that he can ramp up and actually make America safer. You see we are a country overrun by Paramilitary Police Units. They are relics of the failed war on drugs, you know, the big war before the current big war. Anyway these SWAT teams are running amuck and killing innocent citizens right and left. Why not nationalize them and send them to Iraq. They already have some training and M-16s and they are experts in knocking down doors and killing anything that moves. They might not do any good in Iraq, but at least the United States would be a safer place.
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