IF

IF the congress passes a bill to amend the constitution so that W can run for a third term and
IF the states ratify that amendment and
IF W runs again and
IF is only opponent is Mike Tyson,
I'll vote for Mike Tyson and
IF his only opponent is Paris Hilton
I'll vote for Paris Hilton and
IF Hitler did excape the bunker intact and
IF he is living in South America and
IF he comes out of hiding for the election and
IF W's only opponent is Hitler
I'll abstain from voting.