Titles Are Important

A friend of mine who lives in another neighborhood in Pelham came by for a visit the other day. While we were talking, he told me that Pelham now has an ordinance that makes it a crime to say the name Bobby Hayes without preceding it with the title of mayor. In other words if you say "Bobby Hayes" instead of "Mayor Bobby Hayes", you can get a ticket. He said the fine for a first offense is $100. I'm pretty sure he was kidding..... I think the fine for a first offense is only $25 ;>)