Hallowthankmas is Here

Well it's Hallowthankmas time again. You know what Hallatankmas is don't you? Its that holiday that starts on Labor Day each year and runs until the Super Bowl of the next year. Years ago, we had several distinct holidays, Labor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years. Over the years, the distinctions got blurred, one holiday blended into the next and the Super Bowl got elevated into near holiday status, kind of like Pulto got elevated to a planet for awhile. Now all those distinct holidays and minor holiday have blended into one long protracted holiday, Hallowthankmas.